Dallas-based U.S. District Judge Jerry Buchmeyer has been writing and collecting courtroom comedy for years.
An example comes from the deposition of an elderly plaintiff asked about her surgeries:
"Answer: I had an appendectomy, and they removed a tube. Then I had another surgery; they took out an ovary. And then I had adhesions; and the rest of them are just adhesions, exploratory.
Question: What were they searching for in these exploratory surgeries?
Answer: Money. That's the best answer I can give."
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